Losers Gossip.

On our way to Batam my cousin told me that my paternal aunties have been gossiping about me and I was pissed when she told me in details. Those aunties have mouths as though they are born to gossip, their mouths have nothing better to do than gossips, all they do with their mouths are just gossips. That’s why I hate getting together with my paternal relatives they are a same bunch of people who judges and waiting for you to do something wrong so they can gossip. You can never imagine their gossiping power and how fast news travels in that family. Those relatives do really like to do their own storytelling, making up their own stories of others, smearing those people’s reputation. Hoping you guys would just fuck off from my life which doesn’t concern any of you.

Dear aunties my boyfriend Check-in on facebook at my house doesn’t mean that he stayed over, he just came over to pass me presents so don’t be in self-illusion and goes around saying that “Huh Joan and her boyfriend just got together for 4months and he stayed over” Just shut the fuck up already.

And I’m really amazed at how you guys’ mind are able to make up stories, going around telling others that I got dead drunk home. HELLO AUNTIES ARE YOU GUYS ON THE FUCKING RIGHT MIND?! It’s been ages since I last went out drinking and I don’t go home when I’m dead drunk. Can’t figure out how you guys are able to make up such a story. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR YOU GUYS, I’M AMAZED.

You guys are such losers so I’m sorry you guys don’t get any respect from me as my elders. All your families are so broken up so I don’t think you guys have the right to comment on my life right? And I didn’t gossip about all your family matters when it’s all so messy  so why do that to me? Really regretted accepted those facebook requests, restrictions settings set.

P.S Great, now I’m dreading on paternal gatherings anymore.